• @TexasDrunk
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      511 month ago

      Queer Rangers. It’s a code to show that you’re queer and trying to turn others queer. Morticians put things in dead bodies that will turn mourners queer.

      It didn’t used to be that way. There was a time when you could visit grandma at the cemetery and you wouldn’t get the urge to take the beef bus to pound town. But now every time he goes he has anonymous gay sex in the bathroom of the public park adjacent to the cemetery. It’s those QR codes causing it.

      • Zier
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        131 month ago

        Do you have a schedule for the Beef Bus to Pound Town? Asking for a friend.

        • @[email protected]
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          61 month ago

          sorry, best i can do is the timetable for the taco truck to flavor town

          it’s about fifteen miles down the road from titty city

        • @TexasDrunk
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          61 month ago

          Thursdays. If you show up later you ain’t gonna have a good time.

          • Zier
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            51 month ago

            Cool. I have a whole week to ‘limber up’.

      • @edgemaster72
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        131 month ago

        I read Queer Rangers and thought this was gonna be about a Power Rangers parody. I mean, they already come in rainbow colors, sorta.

        • @evidences
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          61 month ago

          Nah Queer Rangers is a pride affiliated club hockey team located in Manhattan.

        • @Etterra
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          91 month ago

          A lot of these people have their own variations on similar themes. It’s funny watching conspiracy theorists argue about who’s conspiracy variant is more correct. Flat earthers are notorious for this one lol