• @[email protected]
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    875 months ago

    Grow some balls.

    Become the man your girl thinks you are.

    But you can’t be tall, you are fucked.

    • @Schal330
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      495 months ago

      She’s saying these things to him to reinforce it into his subconscious. One day he may start believing those lies, and one day they may actually come true. Except the tall thing, he’s fucked.

      • Echo Dot
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        185 months ago

        Just tell people you’re a long way off. Pretend to be yelling all of your responses, People will think you’re tall but just far away.

      • Echo Dot
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        75 months ago

        Maybe she’s trying to mind over matter experiment. If you just believe strongly enough maybe he’ll grow a couple of inches

      • @[email protected]
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        5 months ago

        I have the exact opposite.

        No gf saying it of course, but my daily affirmations for the last 20 years are: “you’re a piece of shit. You’re worthless. You’re single because you’re worthless. Don’t seek a gf, no one deserves to suffer your existence. Blue collar shit work is the only thing you’re capable of. You have decayed dog shit where your memory should be. Get fucked asshole, I hate you.”

        It’s nearly impossible to stop because I honestly not only believe it, but it’s completely true. It’s not something that can be denied. It’s a fun life.

      • @idiomaddict
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        45 months ago

        Likewise, I’m 5’10”/178 cm, and nobody believes me until I straighten up