• @[email protected]
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    154 months ago

    Exactly! Make sure it’s a felony otherwise you might be billed for every day you’re in jail. Plus, a good enough felony will get you to prison for a good long time. Basically, anything with “grand” in the front of it.

    • @Today
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      124 months ago

      You can end up paying room and board, mandatory counseling, classes, drug tests, etc. Plus phone calls are outrageously expensive. It’s a total racket.

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        4 months ago

        How does that work if you don’t have money or just don’t pay? I mean what are they going do? Put you in jail?

        • @[email protected]
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          134 months ago

          Take a piece of all future income until it’s paid off of you pass away. At least here you can personally bankrupt once in a life time and live on “lowest livable” amount of money for five years and then get the debts “forgiven” except those accrued during the five year period.

          It’s a hassle to apply and get granted though, usually not the privacy invasion invasion a recently released care to subject to

    • @bamfic
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      64 months ago

      Some joker robbed a US post office in my town a year or so ago. Federal felony.

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        24 months ago

        Is that the guy who demanded $1 from the teller and then just sat down to wait for the cops?

        • @bamfic
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          14 months ago

          No he got away. Not sure if they ever caught him