We spend a lot of time in our yard and have many many plants that require near daily maintenance. We’ve put rocks in waking/seating areas so those spots don’t get worn and muddy. So, yeah, we treat it like living space and we want it to be nice, but we’re not crazy. It’s covered in leaves and dog poop 6 days per week.

Surely the leopards…I mean drones… won’t come for my face.

Aren’t we still missing a lot of people who were taken there and then disappeared?

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You can order these even if you’re not pregnant for possible future use. I think the expiration is two years out.

These kids run through the house like shit through a goose.

My mom (if she were still here) would say it’s from Reagan taking money out of mental health.

You’re sitting with most joints in a flexed position. Sand up and stretch in extension- neck, shoulders, elbows, hips, knees, and do some heel raises.

Huh. Well, now i guess we should probably look into it.

I like these too. You can knock out a scarf or blanket in a repetitive pattern without thinking about it while watching TV.

Asshole meter.

All of my coworkers (age 25-60) read the porn stories.

Maybe i just didn’t get the joke?

Day after Easter. On a ham sandwich.

Mayo

I’m off work today and meeting a friend at a cute little cafe for brunch. This picture makes me want to cancel and go drink a frosty root beer in my car instead.

I’m sorry you’re going through this. It’s so hard! Lost my mom in 2023 and I miss her everyday. I was a mess for the first few months - worse than i realized. My thoughts of her are now mostly happy memories and things i want to tell her. I talk to her a lot and i talk to her pets about her.

There’s no one right away to grieve. Be gentle on yourself.

Getting their stories straight.

I’m sorry about your kid situation. How do you handle that? Do you have hope for reconciliation?

One of mine left us last July 31. I think it’s ridiculous and I’m both sad and angry about it. I hope it’s not forever.

I lost my mom in 2023. She loved gardening. Awhile after she passed i dreamed that i was with her at Lowe’s looking at plants and just chatting and having fun. In the dream i knew something wasn’t right, that we weren’t supposed to be there together. Before we went separate ways, i hugged her and told her i loved her. I woke up feeling so happy that i had that opportunity to spend one more afternoon with her. 😭

Keep track of every dollar you spend. Media makes it look like everyone drops $5 on coffee and $15 on lunch every day. As much as people cry about avocado toast comments, it’s true- there’s no reason to pay 5x the price for something you can easily make at home. It’s easier to get a job when you have one. Get a job- any job- and then start looking for a better job.