• @RadicallyBland
    link
    144 months ago

    It blows my mind when people defend Prometheus and Covenant. ESPECIALLY when they say either one is their fave of the franchise. WTF

    • Rob T Firefly
      link
      English
      144 months ago

      Just as Starbucks coffee is coffee for people who don’t like coffee, Prometheus and Covenant are Alien movies for people who don’t like Alien movies.

      • @barsquid
        link
        44 months ago

        The roast on your burn is as strong as what Starbucks does to their beans.

        • NoFuckingWaynado
          link
          34 months ago

          I’m convinced they’re trying to crack fusion and the coffee beans are just the results of their failures…

    • @Sylvartas
      link
      84 months ago

      I’ll be honest, I kinda like Prometheus. I think it has some absolutely gorgeous scenes, although the plot is pretty bad. Covenant is in the same vein, with less beautiful scenes and a worse plot

      • @Duamerthrax
        link
        114 months ago

        The thing that killed Prometheus was entirely the script. Set design? Great. CGI? Great. Acting? Great.

        But when everyone character acts exactly opposite of what their chosen profession was, I can only come to the conclusion that Ridley Scott has a deep disrespect for Scientists.

        The Geologist/Cave Mapper got lost. The Archeologist contaminated the site. The Biologist didn’t recognize a treat response. The Anthropologist couldn’t separate her work from her religious beliefs. I can see the subtext that Scott was going for and I disagree with it.

      • @Chekhovs_Gun
        link
        24 months ago

        I’ve never seen it and based on these comments I already hate it