• @[email protected]
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    183 months ago

    i want a “saving the world” movie where the sole reason the team is able to do it is because everyone else is a horror movie moron and the protagonists tell them to stop doing stupid shit.

    • @CptEnder
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      73 months ago

      “I think he’s a serial killer! He’s waiting outside to catch us!”

      “Ok call 911, lock the doors.”

      “We don’t have service!”

      “Ok use 911 over WiFi”

      “They’ll never get here in time, were in the middle of nowhere”

      Texts geolocation of serial killer to police

      FBI easily arrests meat face man who only move at a walking pace

      • @[email protected]
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        63 months ago

        And I’ll add the disclaimer that it might be a just too close to reality. I was expecting a comedy and I ended being just depressed because I could see the world going down that route.

      • @CptEnder
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        63 months ago

        Jesus that movie was depressing AF, too realistic.

        • Kallioapina
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          33 months ago

          Too fucking depressing, especially when you realize the same sort of moronic attitudes, anti-intellectualism and inertia for byrocracys sake have existed on ones life for too many years, but one has just grown too accustomed to it. It really fucking makes one hate itself and makes one want to do SOMETHING to break these monkey people’s moronic inertia against everything that might make the world a better place for as many people as possible. Fuck, is this self the r word? Im drunk, I dont know.

      • @bitjunkie
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        43 months ago

        Yeah it’s pretty close, except for that “able to do it” detail.