• mechoman444
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    453 months ago

    Hold up any bank in the United States. Make sure it’s not armed and don’t actually take anything.

    You’ll get like five years in the feds. Do 3.5-4 years in a camp. Get universal healthcare and free meals…

    America is a third world country.

    • AbsentBird
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      3 months ago

      And if you don’t get caught you can use the money for food, housing and healthcare.

      • @Eiri
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        163 months ago

        That is an if so huge I think I can feel its gravitational attraction.

    • @bamfic
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      143 months ago

      OP notes that prisons in america now charge you for your stay.

      • mechoman444
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        83 months ago

        Some states will do that which is why you rob a bank making it a federal case. Generally, federal prisons are better than state prisons in the United States.