• bizarroland
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    313 months ago

    No one cares what helmet you wear, dickhead.

    Helmets are pretty much only good to protect you from a stray arrow or two, but shields are where it’s at.

    You’re not going to turn an Assyrian blade with your helmet, are you? No, you’re not.

    Pick up a buckler, slap your cock helmet on and let’s go to war, brother!