• TxzK
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    683 months ago

    Is your name Biggus Dickus by any chance?

    • @[email protected]
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      193 months ago

      Bigus dickus prefect of Judea, crazy to have someone famous posting on social media. It is not solely the peasentry who uses it I see.

  • bizarroland
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    313 months ago

    No one cares what helmet you wear, dickhead.

    Helmets are pretty much only good to protect you from a stray arrow or two, but shields are where it’s at.

    You’re not going to turn an Assyrian blade with your helmet, are you? No, you’re not.

    Pick up a buckler, slap your cock helmet on and let’s go to war, brother!

  • don
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    223 months ago

    Notice how you’re still alive to talk about people laughing at your helmet? That’s a good thing.

  • Nougat
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    223 months ago

    3/4 helmets are for people who don’t care about their chins. Full face or GTFO.

  • @gibmiser
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    163 months ago

    I want to create a whole backstory about a Smith who was wronged by a lord and made him this ceremonial helmet as a gift and presented it at a formal ceremony

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      113 months ago

      The only problem is that there’s a pretty solid chance this was by special request. Maybe the smith in your story gives it to the lord and the lord just thinks it’s awesome. His enemies will tremble before his erect and throbbing masculinity!

      • @nomous
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        63 months ago

        Nothing more… interesting than a giant cock running across the battlefield.

  • @Thteven
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    123 months ago

    It’s missing the big white feather you’re supposed to put on the top.

  • @Burn_The_Right
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    113 months ago

    That reminds me. It’s time to polish my helmet. Anyone want to lend a hand?

  • @[email protected]
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    63 months ago

    I imagine this actually goes on the penis. I don’t care if it’s true. Gold dick caps seem rad

  • @over_clox
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    43 months ago

    Looks like someone is compensating for something…