• @TheDoozer
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    907 months ago

    “But the body’s just… lying there. Right?”

    DM stares

    “Right?”

    “Yes. Don’t…”

    “LOOT THAT BODY, GONNA LOOT THAT BODY NOW. Loot that body, GONNA LOOT THE MUTHAFUCKAAA!”

    • @RedditWanderer
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      277 months ago

      Play my flute while i loot that dead kids body!!