• @Red_October
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    1253 months ago

    I hope they all agree and go in one big wave, because otherwise stories of the early adopters being conscripted to die in Ukraine might dissuade the rest of them.

    • Flying SquidM
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      273 months ago

      They won’t conscript Alex Jones. He can’t walk across a parking lot without getting winded.

      • @Oderus
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        183 months ago

        Russia is forcing people who are disabled to fight in Ukraine. I’m sure Alex qualifies.

        • Flying SquidM
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          133 months ago

          Are you sure you’re not thinking of JD Vance?

          Edit: Sorry, I thought you wrote ‘get the couch off.’

    • @nucleative
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      143 months ago

      Hahaha if true it would be some poetic justice, but unfortunately these dweebs are already hanging out there half the time and loving the oligarch lifestyle, so unless that’s taken away they will die happy