• @[email protected]
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    23426 days ago

    If marriage isn’t annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.

    • @shalafi
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      8526 days ago

      My wife is nearly annoy proof. If I texted that, she would get all warm and fuzzy.

      • @[email protected]
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        7626 days ago

        Sounds like your wife is keeping the Live, Laugh, Love pillow manufacturers in business.

        • don
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          1826 days ago

          “Why fit in when you’re born to stand out?”

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        3326 days ago

        Have you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn’t turn on the light, she falls in?

        Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption “I keep the bitches pussy wet!”

        Maybe THAT will annoy her?

    • @[email protected]
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      1626 days ago

      Texting my spouse in another country with random nonsense, even though with our data plan, it’s $0.10 a text.

      • Kalkaline
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        1026 days ago

        Can’t you use something like Telegram/Signal/WhatsApp and avoid the charges?

          • @[email protected]
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            26 days ago

            Wait… whaat ?? There are actual people who knowingly prefer WhatsApp to telegram ? I truly prefer telegram to WhatsApp, and am very surprised about this. To me WhatsApp = Facebook and I cannot fathom to use it if I can avoid it.

            • @[email protected]
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              426 days ago

              To be clear they’re both shit from a privacy perspective.

              Telegram has effectively no security by default. WhatsApp has better security on paper with meaningful end to end encryption. But Facebook still get your meta data and they scan images in the chat to check for illegal data.

              That said I basically agree with you for insecure conversations. Telegram might have access to more of my data in a chat but they don’t connect it up with all of the data Facebook has tracking me across the internet.

              • @Kaput
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                126 days ago

                Pssst hey kids … nextcloud.com. You wanna score some privacy?

                Warning it may lead to Linux and other Foss addictions.

    • dream_weasel
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      1626 days ago

      I literally promised an eye-roll per day in my vows. Can’t stop, won’t stop.

      (Holiday inn)

    • @ccunning
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      1126 days ago

      I should have married you instead of my wife. She’s just not that into it…