For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Less has less syllables than fewer, so it takes fewer effort to say
Fewer efforts.
Wait, aren’t these adjectives meant the be used the other way around or did I woosh the joke?
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