For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
‘Porn’ is plural, with ‘porno’ being the singular.
Were you watching a pornograph?
It’s uncountable, like sand
I don’t like porn. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Got any more of them porns to watch