• @Boddhisatva
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    174 months ago

    When reading your list my mind went to ‘bad cellmate’ and I suddenly realized that if Trump were ever convicted, he would have a cell mate. Can you imagine the sheer horror at finding out you would be spending years locked in a cage with Trump?

    • @[email protected]
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      164 months ago

      Trump has been convicted, 34 times, actually. Will he go to prison is the question. If he does, I doubt he’d have a cellmate. He’ll probably be in a Four Seasons version of prison.

      • @HWK_290
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        164 months ago

        Four Seasons Total Landscaping and Minimum Security Prison ™

    • @IchNichtenLichten
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      74 months ago

      Can you imagine the sheer horror at finding out you would be spending years locked in a cage with Trump?

      Oh, it wouldn’t be years. I’ll take the extra time in exchange for some peace and quiet.

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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      34 months ago

      If Trump ever faces real prison time (at age 78+), he’ll flee to Russia or Saudi Arabia.