• Riskable
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    143 months ago

    To be fair, I think many of us would be far too tempted to mess with people if we lived that long. How many people here would say something absolutely ridiculous like, “I drink my own piss at least once a week!” Or, “I catch and eat all the squirrels that get near by bird feeders!”

    • StarshotJohn
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      23 months ago

      “Need to live to 100…better drink my own piss”

    • @[email protected]
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      13 months ago

      To be fair, I think many of us would be far too tempted to mess with people if we lived that long.

      I absolutely will.

      Nobody knows shit about what happened before they were born. I’m gonna have half the world convinced that my first phone was a Commodore.