Scientists: Outliers aren’t reliable data points.

Us: FUCK YOU WE’RE GOING TO DRINK AND SMOKE LIKE THAT ONE LADY WHO LIVED TO BE 114.

  • @xantoxis
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    1325 days ago

    Come on, you were gonna drink and smoke anyway

    • @[email protected]
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      1825 days ago

      I can advise anyone not to smoke, or quit smoking. I smoked for a little over a decade and quit 3 years ago… It truly elevates your quality of life. No more bad breath, no longer out of breath after a short walk, no more random sore throat, no more random chest pains, no looming threat of cancer, tons of cash saved.

      • @9point6
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        1025 days ago

        I initially read that as not to smoke or if you’re already smoking not to quit lol

        • @SpaceNoodle
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          525 days ago

          Same. I should start smoking again so I can not quit as recommended.

      • @MintyFresh
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        224 days ago

        I quit about a year ago myself. Everything you said is true. And I still miss the fuck outta smokes! Fuck they’re so good. I almost cried this morning when I had my coffee sans cigarettes.

        • @[email protected]
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          124 days ago

          I haven’t been around smokers much lately, that helps a lot. If I can’t buy a cigarett of anyone, I can push the craving away without much effort. I don’t think they ever go away completely, but it gets easier to say no.

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    625 days ago

    TBF Branyas had some good advice overall

    • @[email protected]
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      2725 days ago

      …Branyas believed her longevity stemmed from “order, tranquility, good connection with family and friends, contact with nature, emotional stability, no worries, no regrets, lots of positivity and staying away from toxic people”.

      “Do not listen to this person!!”

      • Psaldorn
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        624 days ago

        Me, trying not to worry: “imagine having to pay this rent for another 70 years…”