• @IchNichtenLichten
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    13219 days ago

    It’ll replace brain dead CEOs before it replaces programmers.

    • @ikidd
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      19 days ago

      I’m pretty sure I could write a bot right now that just regurgitates pop science bullshit and how it relates to Line Go Up business philosophy.

      Edit: did it, thanks ChatJippity

      def main():
          # Check if the correct number of arguments are provided
          if len(sys.argv) != 2:
              print("Usage: python script.py <PopScienceBS>")
              sys.exit(1)
          # Get the input from the command line
          PopScienceBS = sys.argv[1]
          # Assign the input variable to the output variable
          LineGoUp = PopScienceBS
          # Print the output
          print(f"Line Go Up if we do: {LineGoUp}")
      if __name__ == "__main__":
          main()
      
      • @IchNichtenLichten
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        19 days ago
        if lineGoUp {
        
            CollectUnearnedBonus()
        
        } else {
        
           FireSomePeople()
           CollectUnearnedBonus()
        
        }
        
        • @ikidd
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          1119 days ago

          I think we need to start a company and commence enshittification, pronto.

            • @ikidd
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              19 days ago

              I’m just going to need you to sign this Contributor License Agreement assigning me all your contributions and we’ll see about shares, maybe.