• andyburke
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    163 months ago

    If you can’t make a torch or pitchfork at home out of shit you have lying around, I don’t need you on my side in the revolution.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        43 months ago

        I hear they named a pretty good one after the Soviet foreign minister during the Winter War…

      • @Agent641
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        33 months ago

        Tape a sparkler to a bell jar full of spicy dino juice for a safer, less leaky, and more windproof cocktail.