• @then_three_more
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    4122 days ago

    The USA has a male circumcision rate of over 80%, so likelihood is that Mike is already cut.

      • @then_three_more
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        1522 days ago

        You know I was going to put that first but couldn’t getting the spelling close enough for predictive text to pick up and didn’t want to randomly say “genital mutilation” to my phone while sat on the bus.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          921 days ago

          didn’t want to randomly say “genital mutilation” to my phone while sat on the bus.

          Yeah, you want to be precise when talking about destroying naughty bits on mass transit.

          As a bonus, my phone has VERY bad ideas for events 😂

    • @netvor
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      20 days ago

      I mean U.S. presidential debates don’t need to be posh intellectual philosophy clubs, but cutting Mikes on the stage, that would be a bit too far.

      (Also if your data is accurate they would probably run out of uncut Mikes really fast.)

      • @then_three_more
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        220 days ago

        Looks like around 8,000 Michael’s were born in 2023, so probably about another 4,000 so far this year. I’ll not sure at what age American’s start mutilating their children’s penises though, so I guess some of those might already be done.