Just saying, I had an epic battle against 6 spiders hanging out between my outer screen door and my inner door. I knew they were there. I brought the fight to them.

It was glorious!

I’m arachnophobic.

A couple days later and I’m still feeling anxious.

You know the size of a top of a normal 12oz soda can? Put one on top, spread the fucker out a little and they’d probably touch the rim with their feet.

Someone get me the peppermint oil and the flamethrower.