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    1233 months ago

    Long ago, way back in highschool, I worked at a restaurant part time. We would get a few of those fake bills every weekend and every Monday on my way to school I would take a small detour to the church who was passing them out and dumped them in their donations bin. I doubt it made any difference but it made me feel better at least.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      443 months ago

      Should attend a service and make change for them in the collection plate.

        • @SpaceNoodle
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          263 months ago

          Not if you’re disruptive enough.

        • @hydrospanner
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          73 months ago

          Not if you drop off $100 in these fake things and then pull a real hundo from the plate.

    • @TexasDrunk
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      323 months ago

      I always wanted to print a few up with some overtly witchy messages on them. They have this “satanic church” bogeyman, out here casting spells and eating children or whatever, that I really wanted to exploit just to fuck with the churches that do that.

      But I have neither the time or energy to dedicate to these fools.

      • @WhatYouNeed
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        73 months ago

        A friend had an awesome tee shirt with a picture of Jesus masturbating while looking up, printed on it.

        Print out something like that and put it into their collection plate.

    • @athairmor
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      83 months ago

      That’s about as close to superhero level deeds as we’ll get in real life so “thank you!”

      I knew a guy in college who, in high school, would occasionally go around with his friends at night with and a chainsaw and cut down billboards. Similar but more illegal kind of stuff.