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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.

  • BlueHarvest
    83•2 months ago

    Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the “beetlejuice handy” under a blanket

    • @[email protected]
      29•2 months ago

      Seat 9 with noise cancelling headphones and beetlejuice in-flight movie might not be so bad… Considering the options…

    • subignition
      22•2 months ago

      If you’re lucky, the Devil’s gonna smell like sulfur and your nose won’t be able to pick up on anything else

    • @24_at_the_withers
      19•2 months ago

      but you do have a chronic farter right behind you

      Plus Diaper Don right in front of you