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minus-square@shalafilinkEnglish30•2 months agoBeen meaning to add a Google Home routine that turns EVERYTHING on at once. “Hey Google. House party protocol.” STUN Damn, that made me think of a use for my ceiling-mount strobe and “AHHOOGAH” horn. What shall I do tonight?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish16•2 months agoAnd all the power supplies charging up at the same time trips your breaker and the whole house goes dark and takes out your security system lmao.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-22 months agoDark works too, you know the layout better than the intruder
minus-square@ZorquelinkEnglish8•2 months agoI bump into shit with the lights on, turning them off is not going to make that better.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoPerfect time for the cat to trip me -_-
Been meaning to add a Google Home routine that turns EVERYTHING on at once.
“Hey Google. House party protocol.”
STUN
Damn, that made me think of a use for my ceiling-mount strobe and “AHHOOGAH” horn. What shall I do tonight?
And all the power supplies charging up at the same time trips your breaker and the whole house goes dark and takes out your security system lmao.
Dark works too, you know the layout better than the intruder
I bump into shit with the lights on, turning them off is not going to make that better.
Perfect time for the cat to trip me -_-
Smoke machine hidden in the vents