• @mercano
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    525 months ago

    My understanding is that debates are exempt from the equal air time laws, so if Trump no-shows, it just turns into a bunch of 90 minutes of free Harris air time.

    • Tiefling IRL
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      335 months ago

      I really want it to continue in debate format, but just pan to an empty podium and 2 minutes of dead air after every Trump question

      • @rayyy
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        185 months ago

        How about panning to an empty chair with a giant Project 2025 book propped up in it?

        • @linearchaos
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          115 months ago

          Oh God, no you let somebody open the 2025 book and read from it. And you allow the other person to ask any question they want.

      • @CitizenKong
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        115 months ago

        Or Alex Baldwin doing his Trump impression, but saying stuff Trump has actually said.

        • @Boddhisatva
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          Put a large picture of Trump’s mug shot on the podium and have Mark Hamill off camera read relevant quotes from Trump speeches and rallies in the Joker’s voice.

      • @mojofrododojo
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        25 months ago

        even that would be better than the shit that falls out of his face sphincter

        • @MajinBlayze
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          25 months ago

          For various definitions of “better”

          • @mojofrododojo
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            35 months ago

            any time, any scenario where I hear a dead mic instead of trump’s bloviating fuckface spewing lie after obvious lie, is better.

            there’s a galaxy of definitions, and they’re all better.

            • @MajinBlayze
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              Maybe it’s just naivety, but I still hope for a world where people hear him speak, he gets appropriately ridiculed for the bullshit he says, and people stop trying to follow him. If there’s any shred of a chance that that’s still possible, I think it’d be better that he shows.

      • @[email protected]
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        155 months ago

        It also would create soundbites and video clips that would hit every major platform, though. Every one of which will note that Trump was too cowardly to debate, and possibly include chicken clucking sounds 🐔

    • @Nuke_the_whales
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      55 months ago

      Just have Harris debate a bag of Cheetos on a chair