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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
8 and a pair of headphones, those 2 would just talk to each other and Satan is probably pretty good looking, if it’s first class he probably has leg room and lap space, in the event I wanted to freak out the rest of the plane and hopefully cause at least a few fatal heart attacks