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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.

  • @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    As a non-American, I only recognize Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan in this picture. I would pick seat 7. The person in front of me looks innocent, and behind me is a woman, so she probably isn’t too tall and won’t kick my chair. She might even allow me to recline my seat. I don’t know much about Hulk Hogan, but he seems like a cool dude, and I like his mustache. Tell me, did I choose wisely?

    • ✺roguetrick✺
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      43 months ago

      Ted Cruz always looks like a dog that just shit on your carpet.

    • @BranBucket
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      23 months ago

      “The person in front of me looks innocent…”

      Most of them do.

      In the documentaries there’s always a neighbor saying “He was the nicest guy, we never suspected he could do something like this.”