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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.

  • @samus12345English
    23•3 months ago
    1. I already know every single other person is a shitbag, but Satan’s personality is open to interpretation. Shame about the smell of the person in front of me, though.
    • Semi-Hemi-LemmygodEnglish
      6•3 months ago

      Honestly the stench of sulfur would be the least offensive smell on that plane

      • @samus12345English
        4•3 months ago

        Heavily depends on the writer.

      • @[email protected]
        1•3 months ago

        Assuming it’s the Satan of the bible, and for some reason he’s just wearing that outfit to make him self more identifiable, what have you heard about him that’s actually obnoxious?

        • Ellia PlisskenEnglish
          1•3 months ago

          the guy got kicked out of heaven for saying that he was as powerful as god didn’t he? sounds like a delusional politician

          • @[email protected]
            1•2 months ago

            Him talking back to God doesn’t mean he would be annoying to talk to as a person. I didn’t know many politicians that would risk their position vs sucking up.

          • @[email protected]
            1•3 months ago

            He gor kicked out for not following god’s word. He then encouraged humans to think for themselves.

            Him being evil is an Abrahamic hit piece.