• @ikidd
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    1655 months ago

    Trump dies on the second day in office, then the newly minted President Kennedy butchers a bald eagle on the Oval Office desk, cooks it in an air fryer perched on the railing of the window, then tosses it in buffalo sauce and eats it before blowing the brain worms to kingdom come with an original flintlock from the time of Thomas Jefferson that was sitting on one of the shelves.

    • @nucleative
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      395 months ago

      I’m not even sure I oppose this timeline

    • @shalafi
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      305 months ago

      I’m fine with this. Honestly. Beats having President Trump again, and you know it does.

      • @krashmo
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        175 months ago

        If Dems take the House and make someone besides Nancy Pelosi the Speaker then this isn’t a bad outcome

    • @someguy3
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      65 months ago

      Better than the shit Vance has planned.

      (I have no idea what rfk has planned.)