The Washington Free Beacon posted a hilarious hitpiece on Vice President Kamala Harris this morning. It’s a three-reporter byline, featured prominently on their website, and heavily promoted by its editors.

Their big scoop: HARRIS LEFT HER JOB AT McDONALDS OFF HER RESUME. PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!

Yes, for real.

These dipshits are doing GOTCHAS by digging up Harris’s post-college and law school resumes and pointing out that she left off a few weeks working the deep fryer between her freshman and sophomore years at Howard University. This hard-hitting investigation is just asking questions about why the Vice President didn’t mention the McDonalds gig when she applied to be a summer law clerk at the Alameda County District Attorney’s Office in 1987. Instead, she included stints at Charles Schwab, the FTC, a senate internship, and clerking at a law firm.

  • The Snark Urge
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    They’re inadvertently proving that she’s normal as hell, and at the same time demonstrating that there is simply no dirt on her. Incredible miss.

    • @[email protected]
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      -2719 days ago

      there is simply no dirt on her

      Listen, I’m backing the Harris campaign 100%, but if you look at the history of San Francisco area politicians, you will see that very few are “clean.” I would not be surprised if it was the same for her.

          • @MegaUltraChicken
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            419 days ago

            Like, I’m not super excited about some of Harris’ likely policy positions, but the shit they’re trying to attack her on is laughable. Their opposition research team must be coming up with jack shit.

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          19 days ago

          Nope. However she has ties to Willie Brown, who is a notoriously corrupt politician in the San Francisco area. It’s a “where there is smoke…” situation. My point is not to assert that she has dirt but to point out that declaring there is no dirt might be a bit dubious.

          • @[email protected]
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            2319 days ago

            Nope.

            You could have stopped there.

            “I think maybe there could be because someone else maybe sorta kinda” is not proof.

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              Also: “has connections to” has essentially no weight in this context. Unless there are personal ties or frequent contacts with this person (which OP definitely did not indicate), then it could be as little as “had a business interaction because their professional lives are related”.

              Shit I could say Biden “has connections to” Donald Trump because they ran against each other

              • @[email protected]
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                -519 days ago

                Lol, they literally dated right before her political career started. I see you didn’t do the minimum effort to even look into what I was talking about.

                • @[email protected]
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                  519 days ago

                  Yeah not for nothing but I’m not gonna bother researching a vague comment like “has ties to” from a random person on the internet to try and discern what they’re talking about. If so I’d be up to my ears trying to figure out who all those people that Trump is refering to when he says “people are saying”

                • @Plastic_Ramses
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                  419 days ago

                  You should learn to communicate properly. You didnt even do the minimum to convey what you were talking about.

              • @Lasherz12
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                519 days ago

                Nobody likes a concern troll.

              • @MegaUltraChicken
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                419 days ago

                “dated Willie Brown” is not “smoke” to indicate corruption.

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                  19 days ago

                  She would not be the first to be corrupted by his influence.. It also doesn’t help that his proteges have all been running SF local government for years. It seems insane to me to dismiss their relationship as not a concern. It’s not a dealbreaker for me, but it seems absurd to think she is “squeaky clean” in light of it. I can be pro-Harris and express some critiques.

                  • @MegaUltraChicken
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                    419 days ago

                    I can be pro-Harris and express some critiques.

                    Again, what is the “critique” here? That she dated Willie Brown?

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            16 days ago

            A politician who worked in the same town as another politician might have interacted with that person? Wow. I am scandalized.