My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

    • Flying Squid
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      618 days ago

      Yeah, but it’s his girlfriend Marisa Tomei who knows how to fix cars.

    • @KintarianOP
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      218 days ago

      Get it done or he’ll break your legs!