• @[email protected]
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    224 months ago

    If believing it make you a tiny bit more motivated…

    All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!

    • @DudemanJenkinsOP
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      64 months ago

      I wish I had enough lemons to do anything with.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      24 months ago

      How does one start a fire with lemons? I’m sure there’s some chemical reaction that can be contrived, but I do not know anything about chemistry.

      • flicker
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        4 months ago

        The next sentence in that delightful tirade is; “I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”