“… The “dirty secret” of the insurance industry is that most denials can be successfully appealed…”

  • @AngryCommieKender
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    1917 days ago

    I used to carry what I called a “cracker whacker,” on food deliveries. It was a miniature Louisville Slugger baseball bat. I cut off the last ¼" and used a ⅓" drill bit to create a cavity inside. I then dropped in a 3.5 lb round bar of lead that had about 2" of room on one end to shift back and forth as you swung the bat. I then resealed the bat using the cap I took off, some wood epoxy and 4 finishing nails, just in case.

    That thing would easily have shattered a kneecap if I had ever had to actually use it, rather than just brandishing it.

      • Cethin
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        217 days ago

        I think they’re talking about the small souvenir ones. They may still be able to, but as they’re much shorter the force is weaker. Along these lines, it’d be better to add a larger weight towards the end of the bat instead of a rod all the way through. You want as much mass on the far end as possible, and maybe if you care about weight then less mass closer to you.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          211 days ago

          You’re correct. It was one of the small souvenir ones. I added the shifting weight so that it would slide to the far end of the bat as I swung it, drastically increasing angular momentum

    • Noble Shift
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      1317 days ago

      Well these days you should carry a baseball and a glove in your car/home, gives you plausible deniability.

      While it sounds extremely effective, your cracker whacker sounds extremely felonious. :)

        • Noble Shift
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          017 days ago

          Yeah, and those guys have guaranteed never had to fight hostile litigation / prosecution and finance it.

            • Noble Shift
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              -216 days ago

              And where did I say that?

              • @[email protected]
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                316 days ago

                It’s just kinda the implied meaning of what you said? My comment can be rephrased as “it’s better to be alive and in court than dead” to which you responded “guaranteed the people who say that haven’t had to deal with the court”. So if that’s not what you meant then what did you mean?

                • Noble Shift
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                  -516 days ago

                  What I posted, nothing more.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    316 days ago

                    Alright.

                    Yeah, and those guys have guaranteed never had to fight hostile litigation / prosecution and finance it.

                    It’s better to be alive and in court than dead

                    So, following what you said, people who would rather be alive and in court over dead haven’t had to deal with hostile litigation. So the superior stance to have on this binary is that it’s better to be dead. Because dealing with hostile litigation is so much trouble its preferable to just die. Am I missing something? Am I misinterpreting?

          • KillingTimeItself
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            117 days ago

            financing that shit is free since in a criminal proceeding it would be appointed to you, i think the same might be true in a civil matter, but im not sure how that would even apply here.

            • Noble Shift
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              216 days ago

              You will always need your own separate legal representation in all cases always. My attorney charges $850/hr in six minute increments. Anything having to do with attorneys, judges or courts is never ever going to be free.

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        16 days ago

        The mini version of a Louisville Slugger is only 18" long and 2" thick at the thickest and longest points. Having a glove and ball wouldn’t give me any sort of deniability since the thing is so small that I can literally fit it in some of my pockets without it being seen.

        There is no plausible deniability with this thing, I would have better deniability with an old school 6 D-cell Maglight. Hell even a 4 D-cell Maglight would have more mass than my cracker whacker.

        The point of the thing was to make something that wouldn’t set off metal detectors, and would look like a small stick that no one would need to look too closely at.