• Jolteon
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      12 months ago

      No, you don’t understand. The tin foil hat protects me from the government brainwashing 5g cell towers.

      • @calcopiritus
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        22 months ago

        Those things are useful as fuck. At first they blocked mind controlling aliens. Then it also worked against mind-reading NSA. And now it blocks brainwashing 5G. The DoD must be spending trillions to bypass tinfoil technology.