• Flying Squid
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    716 days ago

    Please don’t try to make this painting plausible. For all of our sakes.

    • Ioughttamow
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      616 days ago

      Well you see, STDs were his Vietnam, so he dodges the burn of the sword like he dodged the burn of gonorrhea (presumably), and incidentally, as he dodged the draft

      • Flying Squid
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        116 days ago

        I’m pretty sure flaming swords don’t exist at all.