One of my favorites is:

“Never lie, never tell the whole truth, and never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.”

  • @shalafi
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    12 days ago

    Wore hard contacts back when those were a thing. Trained myself to look straight down when I drop something. No pause, don’t look for the thing, look straight down immediately, catch it on the bounce.

    Caveat: This does not work when a spring pops on your project. Place a flashlight flat on the floor and scan. My gunsmith has a sweet trick for springs. Take it apart inside a bag.