[Superman is carrying a woman as they fly through the sky.] Superman: What do you think of the view? Woman: It’s lovely but you should take me back. I’m going to be late for work.

Superman: Not to worry, i can have you there in the blink of an eye.

[They zoom through the air at superspeed.]

Superman: There see? No probl—

[Superman looks over to see the skin is missing from the woman’s face, revealing her skull.]

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  • @Lost_My_Mind
    -33•2 months ago

    I’m confused why there’s a text explaination.

    Also, most women would KILL to have hair like she had after being flown by superman. It’s just that they usually aren’t talking about killing THEMSELF!