• @portugaEnglish
    32•4 months ago

    Me: pour me a guiness, please

    Bartender: here you go mate

    Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache

    Bartender: well you won’t believe this…

    • @[email protected]English
      24•4 months ago

      Me: Get me some Michelin tires, please

      Mechanic: Here you go mate

      Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a detailed guide of the finest restaurants in the country?

      Mechanic: well you won’t belive this…

    • @[email protected]English
      7•4 months ago

      Me: Another Guinness please
      Bartender: Here you go
      Me: urgh what is this?
      Bartender: A Stout. Why, is it bad quality?
      Me: It seems so. Don’t you have a way of testing this beforehand?
      Bartender: Now that you mention it…