• @Sanctus
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    6915 days ago

    There has to be another factor. My dad missed all of my marching band performances and I’m not a fascist.

    • @Brkdncr
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      4015 days ago

      Aren’t fascists historically known for enjoying marching?

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        615 days ago

        Baseball is the coolest. Dad can show up, get drunk for a few hours, and then drive a bunch of neighborhood kids home without wearing pants, and eating Nachos.

        • @ClinicallydepressedpoochieOP
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          515 days ago

          Ok, but playing baseball is pretty typical. Marching band is a bold choice which is cooler then anything I would give tucker credit for.

        • Drunemeton
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          415 days ago

          That’s oddly specific, but I’m glad you all made it home safely!

          • @Lost_My_Mind
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            315 days ago

            Oh, I never played sports. My dad didn’t give a shit if I did stuff like played sports, or had friends. Instead he sent me upstairs to stare at a blank wall.