• @RangerJosie
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    244 months ago

    Couch Fucker wears a beard because he’s a piss baby. He thinks that it makes him look more manly than the pudge does.

    I wear a beard for 2 reasons. 1. I am lazy. 2. I saw Jeremiah Johnson as a kid and that big bushy grizzly adams beard was the coolest shit ever.

    We are not the same.

    • @jordanlundM
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      254 months ago

      I wear a beard because my spine tried to kill me in 2008 and I couldn’t stand up long enough to shave.

      I keep the beard because I fucking earned it.