I’ve mastered the ability to take any idea or thought and transform it into anxiety. Jitters McGee

  • @[email protected]
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    33 months ago

    I used to be deadly accurate throwing a paper book of matches. A useless skill even when they were readily available.

    • @z00s
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      13 months ago

      Not if you were at a restaurant that serves flambé dishes…