• @makyo
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    3511 days ago

    Yeah you say that until you get a tusk in the crotch

    • @[email protected]
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      11 days ago

      They’ll be wearing stylish pool noodles on the tusks to minimize furniture and gonad damage.

      Or we create them with softer tusks. Maybe that’s better, the. They’ll also be worthless to poachers.