• @Warl0k3
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    3 months ago

    You realize you sound insane, right? Plate carriers? For kids? Come on, they all already have backpacks. We just issue each kid with a ballistic plate and tuck them in there. Maybe some anti-spalling pads too. Sure it might be a little heavier, but think of the exercise they’d get! We can call it “No Child Shot From Behind”!

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      3 months ago

      No no no we just fill the plates with tannerite and ball bearings so as soon as a shooter hits a backpack the shooter is taken out AND ends the suffering of the victims!

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        23 months ago

        I’m just imagining the chain reaction if a bunch of kids are together.