@d00ery to cats • 10 days agoIt's fine, you have the comfy chair and I'll sit on the grassimagemessage-square8arrow-up1329arrow-down12
arrow-up1327arrow-down1imageIt's fine, you have the comfy chair and I'll sit on the grass@d00ery to cats • 10 days agomessage-square8
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•10 days agoHere’s my counteroffer: I receive: chair; you receive: scratches.
I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?
Here’s my counteroffer:
I receive: chair; you receive: scratches.
… I reluctantly accept your offer.