• @cogman
    71•14 days ago

    See? Weird. All the women do that when I walk in the room. Also I slashed my wife’s tires to get her to date me.

    I’m Jesse Watters.

    • Flying SquidOP
      41•14 days ago

      For those who don’t know, the tire slashing thing is true. And he admitted it on national TV before ever telling her in person.

      • Ken Oh
        14•14 days ago

        Nah, it’s fictitious. Do a search for “Jesse Watters slashfic” to learn more.