• @aseriesoftubes
    55•4 months ago

    This is not the first time Watters has talked about straw use on air. His implication is that straws are somehow phallic and a man using one is gay. Watters’ strange obsession tells us more about his own phallus than anything else.

    • Flying SquidOP
      20•4 months ago

      I really want to see him drink a milkshake now.

        • TheLowestStone
          17•4 months ago

          Actually, I want to see it get stuck in the cup so he ends up tilting to far back and getting a full on facial.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetEnglish
      -7•4 months ago

      Drinking a cocktail out of the little stirring straws is certainly effeminate, but drinking a milkshake from a straw is a normal-ass behavior.

      • @nickiwest
        9•4 months ago

        Drinking a cocktail out of a stirring straw is insane regardless of your gender.

          • @captainlezbian
            3•4 months ago

            Ok but a lot of ridiculous things are sexy when done correctly. I would know, being ridiculous is my move