1. Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam
  2. Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.
    • @aesthelete
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      -14 months ago

      It’s annoying as hell, it blocks the flow of traffic, and it causes the cars to lineup the wrong way with each other which makes people more frequently open their doors into the side of my car.

      • @[email protected]
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        4 months ago

        When people pull out backwards, they block just as much traffic, with the addition of being riskier.

        Why not just forbid forward parking? Backwards parking is often necessary for cars with shit turning circles.

        • @aesthelete
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          4 months ago

          Backwards parking is often necessary for cars with shit turning circles.

          Who told you to drive a parade float to the store?

            • @aesthelete
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              4 months ago

              Doing a lot of heavy duty crew cab needing work at the local target?

              • @[email protected]
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                14 months ago

                No, but I need to go to target to grab something for the job I’m doing, and I’m already in my work shuttle.

                • @aesthelete
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                  14 months ago

                  Ah, gotcha, you need new underwear and a new stick of deodorant for the job. That makes total sense then, be sure to hold up traffic so you can back in to park. It’s essential.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    14 months ago

                    Unironically this. I accidentally shit myself on the job because of this new medication I’m adapting to, and I need a fresh pair of undies unless I want to risk chaffing.