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minus-square@KellysNokialinkEnglish118•4 months agoThoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish28•4 months agoProbably the priest who fell on a potato while cooking naked
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish16•4 months agoHow’d you know he was a priest if he was naked?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish23•4 months agoHe was praying when it happened. “Oh my god”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish27•4 months agoFun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it’s way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it’s a true accident, it’s very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot
minus-square@JusticeForPorygonlinkEnglish9•4 months agoReminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass
Thoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident
Probably the priest who fell on a potato while cooking naked
How’d you know he was a priest if he was naked?
He was praying when it happened. “Oh my god”
Fun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it’s way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it’s a true accident, it’s very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot
Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass
Million-to-one shot, doc!