• AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    9 days ago

    Broccoli and tomatoes are okay, but carrots are questionable, and zucchini is hella gay.

    • @scutiger
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      209 days ago

      Zucchini is shaped like a penis. It doesn’t get any more manly than that.

      • @Fedizen
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        9 days ago

        that just reminds me of a shitty intelligent design meme where all the foods look like the organ they say they’re good for.

        My new proposed man diet is bananas, cucumbers, mushrooms, and animal dicks. Manliest of diets.

        • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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          28 days ago

          The Doctrine of Signs, haha good memories.

          Just as an aside: It has its roots in the ancient greek philosophers and was considered for centuries to be the pinnacle of rational thought. I mean, it wasn’t, but for literally more than a thousand years it has been a form of mental masturbation amongst the oldschool academic elite.

          Got a lot of shelf fungus prescribed as ear medication lol