• @chemical_cutthroat
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    1316 days ago

    When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.

    Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.

    Party: So, you have a plan?

    Leader: I have concepts of a plan.

    • @Sweetpeaches69OP
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      446 days ago

      Lmao, literally a DnD line. Pretty sure I heard the same line in my girlfriend’s last DnD session.

    • Rhaedas
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      396 days ago

      Me? I’m a planner. You know? I make plans.

      You’ve already made the plan, so what value do you have now?

      If, uh, the plan fails… the existing plan… I make a new plan.

      So you make plans that fail.

    • @Dkarma
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      16 days ago

      The only better line of the night was “I saw it on TV”